SomeDane

I guess I'm the pervert next door... :)

From my point of view, vids with too beautiful people kind of take out the horny part. So I like ordinary people doing extraordinary things. And I like it very much...

Video's are nice, some even great. Buttt... Give it your best shot, and guess if I like the real thing. Huh? Yeah.

And about my point of view? You know... I mean, you know. You know! Right*
[At the asterisk insert one of your choosing from: '!' or '?' to complete the sentence correctly]

Do you ever wonder how it is possible that we so seamlessly seem to overcome the clash of being abnormal on the surface and yet so utterly depraved and sick on the inside?

Snapping back into the toppic, I confess that I am sucker for pussy and ass. I will take my reward in the afterlife with an upright face - if someone will cut if off first, and then also hold it at least a tad upright.

If you meet me you will like me, and I might even bring my face.

Last minutes instructions would be: If you did not read my profile with the voice of Johnny Depp in your head, please reread it in its entirety again, and again, or you will otherwise have completely missed the content of what you have just been reading.

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Disclaimers

If you are offended with my profile-text please contact the marketing department to get the original text before their 37% increase of textual edge. The intent will instantly become clear to you and we can all rejoyce in happiness holding hands, praising the Lord(s) of our choosing and chant the Six Songs of Sodomy that must acompany any agreement made under the yellow sun if it is to have any universal validity.
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Sentences start out and I actually quite dislike it when they at some corner gets hit by sunlight and startles enough to turn inwards and deeper where she had never been and the Dragon could not come because of the tiny entrance to the sacred place was hidden and the munks could come and go as they could fit it in to the schedule making the overseer sometimes think that there was something he did not really undertand... Yes?
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Use:
All individuals and/or institutions, including, but not limited to, local, state, federal, and international law enforcement agencies using this or any adult friend finder site or any of its associated sites for projects and/or investigations. - You do not have my permission to use any of my profile information, pictures, videos, blogs, or stories in any form or forum both current and future. You can use from my profile nothing, nada, nix, not even a phrase or an intent. If you have, or do, or even think of doing, it will be considered a violation of my privacy and a direct challenge of my personal integrity and honor, and by doing so you willingly accept that I hunt you down and imprison you somewhere of my own choosing where I will slowly but carefully rip you of every micrometer of whatever you believed to be you before I with a complete lack of grace will rip your body out of time and space in unimaginable ways that will nevertheless leave you fully concious, fully aware, and completely terrified for the rest of our short but gay marriage.
Practically speaking that would be until you eventually probably will expire after all.
What to do... What to do... What to do when fun dies?
(I suggest that none of you all post this notice)
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Non-use:
If you stop by and decide not to use any material, one of two things can happen based entirely on the will of the Gods.
A:
You automatically win a place in the next upcoming lottery draw of a fully paid, fully equipped, and fully packed totally free for you and another individual of your choosing, to have a prolonged weekend in a crowded local middle sized Syrian city with a guaranteed no-interferance window of at least 48 hours and of course all the ammunition you could possible need.
B:
The Gods rule you insignificant and your visit is disregarded with an odd look.

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Grant:
I graceously bestow uppon all of you who have visited my site. to freely use both letters and words from the english language even though you have found them in use here on my xHamster profile